
Remember the days when ideas were “better said” when stated in a romantic language of the continent? De Luxe, Coupe De Ville, Riviera, hell even Chevrolet referred to a cosmopolitan culture rather than the backwards assed hayseed’s barnyard humor. Then came the dark ages of “freedom fries” and toothless flag-waving rubes crying for the freedom to be a moron.
With an unkept (but sincere) nod to what little WAS good in the old days we urban luddites seek to deliver the pure, the simple and the dangerous sound borne exclusively of High Voltage Tubes. The 77 handily shames the voltage-starved and hard soldered prêt-à-portere sold by Mc-Corporate wherein the sino glass-work serves little purpose beyond the role of glowing eye candy to distract from the sorry digital corn syrup sound of “100 half-assed-half-stack choices in a pedal”.
The Model 77 features:- New Slovakian Twin Triode Preamplifier Tube
- Traditional High Voltage Operation
- Bypassable Germanium & Gallium Rectifier Sets
- “Honest to desert-diety” Natural Tube Distortion
- Excellent Harmonic Modulation Control
- Tabletop or Foot Switch Pedal Option
Model 77 excels with Guitars, sings like an electric chorus with Keys, Charges vocals and interacts in wonderful/unpredictable ways with other Analog Artifact generators. Available at a modest price unprecedented for a compact & filthy tube preamp run at “haute” voltages as specified in the RCA radio books of yore.
Audio Samples:- Model 77 w/Poorly Played Axe
- Model 77 w/Crummy Ol’ Drum Machine
- Model 77 w/Questionably Executed Techno Sham
- Model 77 w/Nearly Ironic Vocal Material
Specs:Table Top Lightweight ABS Chassis 5″x 4″ x 2.5″; Foot Switch Cast Aluminum Chassis 4.75″ x 7.5″ x 1.5″
Price: Table Top $165 / Foot Switch $200




